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– Th-This isn't what it looks like!!
– This is 100% what it looks like~
Rizdraws, «Princess Sleepover» (comic)
LadyNinetail: It's only fair that her paying community votes for another month in chastity if she lets them decide her fate. :) I understand she probably feels pretty desperate by now though and yearns for some sweet relief. But it's good training to leave the chastity belt locked for another month and learn how to be a good and chaste girl for a longer period. :) And she can always have some incredible anal pleasure whenever she likes. Maybe it's time to learn how to orgasm from anal if her community doesn't let her unlock that lovely chastity belt any time soon. <3
Anonymous 1: The okay sign is now considered offensive.
Anonymous 1: But we don't care! Celebration!
Anonymous 2: No it isn't. How long ago was that a thing?
Anonymous 3: 4chan assholes were like 'let's tell tHe MeDiA the OK sign is a white power symbol!!!' as if saying it meant someone would have to report it.
Anonymous 3: Then a bunch of white supremacists threw the OK sign while taking photos with neo-Nazis like David Duke and Richard Spencer.
Anonymous 3: So that hand gesture became an actual common element for bigots hanging out with other bigots... and the dumb bastards still think people noticing is some kind of trick they pulled.
Anonymous 3: Once upon a time, the swastika was a Hindu good-luck symbol.
Anonymous 4: More specificially, an upside-down "okay" symbol is considered the offensive one. This is not new behavior, however.
Anonymous 4: The V-fingers "peace" sign thing is basically the same as flipping someone the middle finger if you do it holding the back of your hand facing outward. The actual V "peace" sign is when you do it with back of your hand facing yourself (that's why the peace sign in anime is always done this way, never with the back of the hand facing outward).
Anonymous 5: But it's not OK symbol, it's fellatio gesture.
– Head nurse.... I love you ♥ Head nurse...
– And now he's confessing his love while cumming inside me.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– I love... your cock ♥ I love your cock ♥ I want to bang more ♥
– Haah... Have you forgotten that this is supposed to be on of your duties? It's evident that you require retraining.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– I'm shocked by the amount of sperm he's ejaculated. Servants can't get pregnant but it'd be enough to get any normal woman pregnant without fail.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– Once you make him climax, hang the condom around your waist like this.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– Acting as a sexual outlet isn't a short task.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– I don't mean to nitpick, but don't focus too much on the pleasure of the act or it'll impact your duties.
– NO NO NO! ♥ I CAN'T DO IT! ♥♥ CUMMING! ♥ I'M CUMMING! ♥♥
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– Now time for insertion. Raise your hips and prepare to take it in.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– I believe he now wants you to wring him out with your pussy. Or to use the more common term, he wants to bang you.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– There's a river between my boobs now... The smell could choke me.
«It feels like I'm getting intoxicated by semen...»
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– From now on, remember to study efficient titfuck techniques every day.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– With breasts like yours, you should be able to cover the whole length and width of his cock.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– The size, the shape, and weight of your breasts make them ideal for titfuck.
– Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
– With your chest, you should be very effective at relieving his sexual urges. You must have skill to bring him solace, so please be sure to remember this. Just squeezing it hard between your breasts from the start to get him to ejaculate as soon as possible is inefficient, as it won't cause him to produce much. You must support them with your hands and then move them. Sandwiching his cock between your breasts is quite effective. Striking a rhythm is the secret to a good titfuck.
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
«Why are they having sex? And why is she wearing condoms around her waist? Huh? Oh, they're probably my student's... To have so many, they must have had a lot of sex...»
Uo Denim, «S&N» (manga)
// «Fate/Grand Order» doujin
Selfcest
A picture depicting a romantic and/or sexual relationship between two different versions of a character, or even perhaps an identical copy of themselves. Most commonly encountered between a character and his/her genderswapped counterpart, or between dual_personas.
Please take care not to label identical twins in this way; the tag in that case is twincest.
«My dick will spurt something out that is forbidden to broadcast ♥»
Hakaba Yodomu, «On-site Futanari Onsen Report» (manga)
«Ejaculation is prohibited during broadcasting!»
Hakaba Yodomu, «On-site Futanari Onsen Report» (manga)
«No sperm, that's broadcasting policy!»
Hakaba Yodomu, «On-site Futanari Onsen Report» (manga)
– In this bath, Futanarium-lubricated water is used... The water temperature is about 40 degree Celsius... It's colorless, transparent and slimy. The effect of this bath is to moisten your body's mucous membranes. Eh, mucous membranes are... The one that is easiest to understand is probably the glans... It's sensitive region where the skin is thin... It's the most sensitive part of the penis ♥
Hakaba Yodomu, «On-site Futanari Onsen Report» (manga)
«All right... For the sake of our city. I'll roll my sleeves (and skirt)».
Hakaba Yodomu, «On-site Futanari Onsen Report» (manga)
– Give me your cocks you two useless sluts... I'll suck them for you! I'll squeeze out every last drop of that dirty cock milk!
Kawaraya A-ta, «Hana - Maki no Juuroku - Karen» (manga)
// «Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion» futanari doujin
– You're pretty loud for a woman with such a small cock!
Kawaraya A-ta, «Hana - Maki no Juuroku - Karen» (manga)
// «Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion» futanari doujin